Staff Tests
The Slut Test
61% Slut
Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 61% slutty.
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“Wouldn't you like to know.”
(72% slutty), -
“Had sex with someone the same night I met them...”
AMC (70% slutty), NY, NY -
“Well, the house gets quiet sometimes... and the dog enjoys a little "petting." Nice to know I can give him a hand!”
NSW (52% slutty), Vallejo, California, USA -
“Had a few one night stands. Been the "other women" several times. A threesome with two men. ”
(68% slutty), California -
“I slept with both of my, now this is gonna be hard to follow, boss's son's girlfriends with in a day of each other. My boss had two sons and they each had a girl friend and i slept with them.”
PLE (60% slutty), Atlanta, Georgia, USA -
“Had a lot of fun with friends at a swinger club.”
CK (64% slutty), Karlsruhe, Germany -
“umm.. trying to masturbate”
idk (21% slutty), USA -
“Group sex, multiple women, ass 2 mouth, Orgy”
MDN (72% slutty), Austin area Central Texas -
“I ate a peepee sandwich, quartered over a meaty bun. The testicles were salacious!”
MLK (40% slutty), Cacapepeshire, Horseradish, USA
A Few Collected Statistics
Across all 53 test takers.
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2220509% have french-kissed someone
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1914883% have had sex
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1069720% would date someone just for the sex
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1428533% shave their pubes
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799635% fantasize about prostitution.
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720916% fantasize about rape
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1013249% have had anal sex
