Staff Tests

The Slut Test

The Results ARE IN! You are

61% Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 61% slutty.

The Last 9 Slutty Submissions

  • “Wouldn't you like to know.”

    (72% slutty),
  • “Had sex with someone the same night I met them...”

    AMC (70% slutty), NY, NY
  • “Well, the house gets quiet sometimes... and the dog enjoys a little "petting." Nice to know I can give him a hand!”

    NSW (52% slutty), Vallejo, California, USA
  • “Had a few one night stands. Been the "other women" several times. A threesome with two men. ”

    (68% slutty), California
  • “I slept with both of my, now this is gonna be hard to follow, boss's son's girlfriends with in a day of each other. My boss had two sons and they each had a girl friend and i slept with them.”

    PLE (60% slutty), Atlanta, Georgia, USA
  • “Had a lot of fun with friends at a swinger club.”

    CK (64% slutty), Karlsruhe, Germany
  • “umm.. trying to masturbate”

    idk (21% slutty), USA
  • “Group sex, multiple women, ass 2 mouth, Orgy”

    MDN (72% slutty), Austin area Central Texas
  • “I ate a peepee sandwich, quartered over a meaty bun. The testicles were salacious!”

    MLK (40% slutty), Cacapepeshire, Horseradish, USA

A Few Collected Statistics

Across all 53 test takers.

  • 2220509% have french-kissed someone
  • 1914883% have had sex
  • 1069720% would date someone just for the sex
  • 1428533% shave their pubes
  • 799635% fantasize about prostitution.
  • 720916% fantasize about rape
  • 1013249% have had anal sex