Staff Tests

The Slut Test

by Chris Coyne & Christian Rudder

The Results ARE IN! You are

64% Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 64% slutty.

The Last 9 Slutty Submissions

“I had sex with the girl for my companies answering service... We talked and flirted all the time, and I REALLY wanted to fuck her... so I did.”
JBY (49% slutty), Mckinney, Texas, USA
“none of your business”
(68% slutty),
“i went with a boy in my best friends haus in a room and fool'd arownd in the bed +++ alcohol”
(34% slutty),
“Bad Arolsen. Fucked a drunken girl who does'nt want to have sex”
SB (52% slutty),
“slept with a married woman”
tg (66% slutty), concord, nh usa
“Slept with a man twice my age on a table in a crowded bar.”
JMJ (65% slutty), Minneapolis, MN, USA
“fingered a girls”
(40% slutty),
“3some in a caravan with gf and a girl 4 years my minor. Minor was larger chested than my already large chested gf. ”
amd (67% slutty), Melbourne, VIC, AUS
“During Hurricaine Katrina, I took advantage of the panic and sheer terror in the public and killed a man with my bare hands. Nobody ever found the body because of the flood water. To this day I can't not think of the rush I got from tearing the life out of another living being. Why is it that in battle, when a man kills another man it's heroic, but in the heat of passion it's murder?”
CDG (58% slutty), New Orleans