Staff Tests

The Slut Test

by Chris Coyne & Christian Rudder

The Results ARE IN! You are

67% Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 67% slutty.

The Last 21 Slutty Submissions

“Spent three successive nights in bed with three different people”
SW (61% slutty), London
“blah blah blah”
kh (69% slutty), san francisco, ca
“I was invited to a party at our 19 year old babysitters house. She had a group of her college girlfriends over and wanted me to be there. During some joke telling on the couch with a room full of people, the hottest girl started making eyes at me. she leaned over and told me she wanted to do me but wanted to slip away separately so her girlfriends wouldn't know. Two minutes later, she dragged me off of the couch onto the floor, tore my cloths off, and did me right there! We left and screwed all night in my car. I wonder what she's doing now....?”
GDB (67% slutty), Hood River, Oregon
“had sex w/ cousin”
TU (78% slutty), Syracuse, NY USA
“Had sex in central park while a stranger watched from the bushes.”
EP (61% slutty), New york
“phone sex at home w?no one around of course”
JM (21% slutty), davao
“went to an al male orgy”
SS (84% slutty), califonia
“had a threesome with 2 guys”
flg (51% slutty), usa
“got pissed on by 4 people in a row”
aba (60% slutty), atlanta, ga
“I had sex in a car in the parking lot of a convent, twice- and was busted by the Italian police, twice.”
ND (52% slutty), Philadelphia
“made out with everyone i could after drinking n smokeing pot at a party”
sgf (63% slutty), rutland, vermont
“unbuttoned someone's pants with my mouth ”
AW (33% slutty), USA
“Me and a friend used fudge bars in each others hole and then ate them”
dlc (67% slutty), usa
“gave my husband a bj on highway in broad daylight with cop next to us. ”
nc (77% slutty), fresno, ca
“nvt”
RFD (56% slutty), Breda, Holland
“Ive had sex with my boyfriend in detention with the teacher watching and i gave my teacher a blowjob to keep his mouth shut”
tab (83% slutty), Hunnington Bch, ca, usa
“Slept with a strip club owners wife.”
dfb (52% slutty), S.F.
“Given head on a ride in Disney World.”
KMG (56% slutty), Londonderry, New Hampshire
“Swapped partners”
jcm (56% slutty), Bonner Springs, KS
“i have licked female assholes”
aag (59% slutty), hightstown nj
“sex on a pedestrian bridge”
(47% slutty), Pennsylvania