Staff Tests

The Slut Test

The Results ARE IN! You are

72% Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 72% slutty.

The Last 5 Slutty Submissions

  • “pretended to be a stripper for my exhusband”

    JTL (51% slutty), Frederick, MD
  • “Had sex with someone other than my girlfriend (with her permission) then gone home to my gf and forced her to suck my cock so she could taste the other girls pussy.”

    RW (77% slutty), England
  • “a girl i was messing round with let me hit it anally then later on that nite her friend went down on me”

    mdb (46% slutty), decatur,il
  • “had sex with a couple and one more guy just because they were there and asked... ”

    ntu (52% slutty), WA
  • “Lost my virginity to a girl that I was very interested in at a party when she was drunk out of her mind and hitting on me. She never even looked at me again.”

    SCK (48% slutty), Riverside, CA

A Few Collected Statistics

Across all 21 test takers.

  • 5604004% have french-kissed someone
  • 4832652% have had sex
  • 2699700% would date someone just for the sex
  • 3605242% shave their pubes
  • 2018071% fantasize about prostitution.
  • 1819404% fantasize about rape
  • 2557109% have had anal sex