The Results ARE IN! You are

82% Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 82% slutty.

The Last 4 Slutty Submissions

  • “I've had a cop fucked me so aggressively by the highway in the middle of night to get out of a speeding ticket.”

    (84% slutty),
  • “I've had a cop fucked me so aggressively by the highway in the middle of night to get out of a speeding ticket.”

    (84% slutty),
  • “nah”

    JM (50% slutty), Miami
  • “cheated on my gf with two girls while she watched. this isn't why we finally broke up.”

    (68% slutty), Warsaw

A Few Collected Statistics

Across all 2505300 test takers.

  • 0% have french-kissed someone
  • 0% have had sex
  • 0% would date someone just for the sex
  • 0% shave their pubes
  • 0% fantasize about prostitution.
  • 0% fantasize about rape
  • 0% have had anal sex