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The Martian Personality Test

  1. In a nearby parallel universe, Earth is just a flooded mudball where human beings never came to exist. There are no phones, no lights, no motorcars -- in fact, no advanced organisms whatsoever. Not even Chia Pets.

    But in that very same universe, Mars just happens to feature a thriving civilization of its own, with a unique history, culture and technology completely alien to ours. Including -- as it happens -- their own version of OKCupid.

    Who knew?

    Conveniently, while I was fiddling around with my router just the other day, I accidentally downloaded this test from their universe. So why not give it a try and see how you stack up against other Martians of your age and gender?

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