First off, I'd like to state that the Muffin Man is not a reference to drugs.
The Muffin Man is also not some crazy sexual position.
Furthermore, the Muffin Man is not related to the Father, Son, or Holy Ghost, or any other religion for that matter, so stop being paranoid.
And so, from the writer that dares to ask the questions others won't, from the creator of such memorable tests such as "What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar" I now present to you the 3 variable, 27 categories,
Do You Know the Muffin Man?
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