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The Can you speak fake German? Test

  1. True German (the Germanic language named after the country Germany)seems like a pretty easy language to speak to me. I taught myself how to speak it fluently in less than two weeks. Then, it turns out, everything I learned to speak was made up by adding "en" or "tag" at the end of sentences. Who could believe that isn't real German? How good is your fake German? Let's take a journey together, and find out if you too are a master of fake linguistics!

  3. Greetingstag! Howden doingheizen?

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