The Which Ancient Language Are You Test

Hi! And welcome to my Which Ancient Language Are You Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. Or something like that. Languages have their own personalities, their own nature, not unlike a person. By using a sophisticated strategy, it is possible to determine your nature and therefore the language you most closely resemble. This test does nothing of the sort. It pokes fun at a huge range of languages in a dry and slightly snarky way that the English do so well and associates you with one of them. The languages that suffer abuse at the hands (scripts?) of this test are Ogham, Linear B, Glagolista, Phoenician, Linear A, Linear B, Old English, Old Finnish, Aramaic, Iberian, Akkadian, Sumerian, Egyptian Hieroglyphics, Demotic, Coptic, Lugano, Etruscan, Oscan, Proto-Elamite, Anatolian Hieroglyphics, Proto-Sinaitic, Wadi el-Hol, Byblos, Greek, Ugaritic, Mayan Under no circumstances should you take this test if any of the above languages is sacred to you or dear to your heart. This test meets the "1066 And All That" standard for accuracy and reliability, but only just.

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RECENT RESULTS

	FooDev 18 Ideogramatic, 26 Syllablic, 50 Alphabetic - Older Futhark
	Elghinn 43 Ideogramatic, 36 Syllablic, 43 Alphabetic - Demotic
	Gawwrry 63 Ideogramatic, 18 Syllablic, 31 Alphabetic - Linear A
	Taolie 36 Ideogramatic, 36 Syllablic, 38 Alphabetic - Demotic
	equilibriator 41 Ideogramatic, 13 Syllablic, 48 Alphabetic - Akkadian

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