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The Sorting Dildo Test

Written by shikiblade

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  • Welcome to the Sorting Dildo test. If you followed this from the home page, then you know what you are in for, and just press the big blue button below. It is advised you read the song first (link below).

    For those who are a little confused, well, here is a brief overview. Because of all the bad porn stories (by fan-fiction authors, etc) me and a friend set up a community to attack, kill, poke fun of and basically rip the shit out of these bad stories. We even wrote an an intro song You can come and join spork_sans_lube and have some fun. Shove the sorting dildo into whichever orifice you please and we'll go from there.

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