As we all know, Yahtzee is the only game in the world that is 100% pure skill. Since there's no luck, Yahtzee can teach you a lot about yourself. For instance, if you roll a lot of 4's, that means you're a pedophile. If you find yourself getting low scores for chance, you're probably really bad at badminton. But there's more to the game then that. This test will show you what you're really made of.
1. If you were stranded on a deserted island, and the only way you could escape was to make out with a robot who looked exactly like you, you would...
Totally make out with the robot. I turn myself on.
Make out with the robot, but only to get off the island.
Make out with the robot while thinking about a more attractive robot.
Tell the robot to get lost, and start enjoying the island life.
2. Have you ever played yahtzee with a nazi?
Just that one time in college.
Yes, but in my defense, the nazi smelled really, really good.
No. I would NEVER play yahtzee.
No, but I have played with a scientologist.
3. What is your favorite number to roll in Yahtzee?
1
2
3
Anything but a 4.
4. How do you feel about potatoes?
I hate them. Potatoes killed my father.
I wouldn't say I like them, but that's because I'm a liar.
Potatoes are the only reason I get up in the morning.
5. How many varities of Heinz products do you really think there are?
57
1. It's really just ketchup.
