The Doctor Who Companion Test

Attack the guard and run!

Ask the guard about his life, get him to talk to you and possibly reveal some plot points.

Ask the guard an impossible riddle, and slip out while he is confused.

Scream for help! (The Doctor must be coming soon, right?)

What? Broken TARDIS? I can't fix that! HEEEEELLLLP!

One of these buttons must do something...I'll keep pressing them until something happens!

Oh, a the materialization capacitor is out of alignment. I'm sure if we just reverse the polarity of the neutron flow...

Oh, the hell with this. If it's broke, blow it up!

Wait for the villain to turn his back, and stab him before he can do any more harm!

Beg the villain for mercy, and try to explain how many innocent lives he will destroy.

Play the fool, and try to pump him for as much information as you can. (It might come in handy later...)

Quietly begin unbinding yourself and slip away...

Offering to fix the TARDIS for him. Surely, the mathematics involved can't be too difficult.

Tease the Doctor about his silly machine, but don't worry about it.

Demand that the Doctor try to take you home again NOW!

Who cares? You're far too excited about the journey ahead to dwell on the past.