1. Hi! And welcome to The Romantic Ability Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine how well you may be able to romance women. The questions asked are straight from my mind, things I want or don't want. You may be just what I am looking for or exactly what I don't like.
2. 1. When getting ready for a date, you put on which cologne?

   None.

   One that gets the most good comments

   One from last Christmas that my ex gave me

   My favorite

3. 2. For a date at an adult arcade what would you wear?

   Nice clean jeans and a nice clean T-shirt

   Whatever I was wearing during the day

   Button down shirt, stylish jeans

   My favorite T-shirt, even though it is dirty and a little wrinkly

4. 3. When it comes to my love life, my family...

   Knows everything I do about a girl before they meet her

   Doesn't need to know about a girl until I bring her home

   Asks too many questions, I tell them nothing

   Must approve of a girl or I end things

5. 4. If I call a chick on the phone and she doesn't answer...

   I leave a voicemail asking her to call me back

   I leave a voicemail stating why I called

   I hang up, voicemail is archaic

   I ramble a few things after the beep, then I erase before sending it

6. 5. When I am sick and obviously need rest/medicine/vitamins

   I suck it up and go on with life

   I give myself a little time to relax, rejuvinate and get healthy

   I stock up on medicine/vitamins/juices/herbs

   I call a family member/friend to come take care of me

7. 6. When I know I am going to sleep in the same bed as a girl...

   I make sure every inch of my body is groomed

   Stick to the basics, deodorant, brushed teeth, shower

   I don't do anything special, she should know what it would be like in 20 years

   Ask a female friend for advice/grooming tips

8. 7. I see a hot chick at the bar while I'm out with the boys

   I send her a drink anonymously

   Find out from the staff if she is available

   I approach her group of friends and don't leave until I get her number

   I stare/gaze at her but never make any real contact, I'm out with the boys

9. 8. On a typical day off from work....

   I lounge around in yesterdays underoos

   I clean house and run errands

   I catch up with friends and family

   I never have a day off from work

10. 9. My favorite food is...

    Anything that is edible

    Anything that can be eaten without utensils

    Dessert

    Meat, meat and more meat

11. 10. Valentine's Day....

    Fabricated to sell flowers, but I buy them anyway

    Should be every day

    Fabricated to sell flowers, and I refuse to conform

    A day that I can show my girl how I feel

Finished!

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