The Chap Test

Written by goodnightlight

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  • Ahhh. The crisp, post-tumult air of a spring's late zephyr; what perfect time for all to invest a few moments into measuring ones sartorial standing. If nothing more, it will clear your head of the days ennui, much like that first puff of black cavendish or the first couplet in one of Baudelaire's many soul-raising poetic gestures. So get the cherished goblet of your favorite ancestor, fill it with chablis, and nest your tired, gentlemanly muscles on the softest down. Please refrain from entering this world if you are a cad. Thank you.

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