1. Welcome! The "Am I a Nudist? Test" will determine, beyond a reasonable doubt, your inclination (or not) to get naked whenever possible, and your attitudes towards those who do!

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3. 1. When sleeping at night, I normally wear:

   Absolutely nothing

   Underwear/panties only

   Pajamas

   Street clothing and/or hiking boots

4. 2. When walking around my home, I normally wear:

   Absolutely nothing

   Underwear/panties only

   Street clothes

   Armour and weaponry

5. 3. Given an opportunity to attend a figure drawing class with nude models, I would:

   Pass, the nudity would make me uncomfortable

   Attend for the artistic value, despite the nudity

   Attend and look forward to seeing naked people

   Attend and request to remove my clothes also

6. 4. On an afternoon outing to the beach where there is a 'nude' beach adjacent to a 'clothing required' beach, I would:

   Attend the 'clothing required' beach

   Head straight for the 'nude' beach without hesitation

   Start at the 'clothing required' beach and sneak around the rocks to the 'nude' beach

   Stand on the bluffs above the 'nude' beach fully clothed with binoculars

7. 5. If I attended a dance party and the host announced clothing was optional, I would:

   Be the first to rip off my clothes and dance completely naked

   Wait until a few others were naked and then take all my clothes off

   Watch others dance naked but be just fine with my clothes on, thank you!

   Leave the party immediately and seek a more wholesome activity

8. 6. I prefer to have sex wearing:

   Absolutely nothing

   Undergarments or fetish clothing

   Street clothing, zipper unzipped

   I am celibate by choice

9. 7. If I were interested in attending a weekend couples workshop about improving our sex life, I would prefer:

   A workshop where clothing was required

   A workshop where clothing was optional

   A workshop where clothing was absolutely forbidden

   I would never attend such a workshop

10. 8. If a saw a person wearing nothing but a sarong in public, I would most likely consider this person to be:

    Naked

    Offensive

    Wearing too much

    Wearing a sarong

11. 9. If I saw a photo on OKC with exposed nipples or genitals (in violation of the rules), I would:

    Report the violation

    Ignore it

    Eagerly click on the member's 'View Pictures' tab to see the full sized version

    Post my own naked pics, since she got away with it so far

12. 10. My reaction to the following statement, "Certain parts of the human body are private and should only be exposed to myself or a love partner.":

    Strongly agree

    Agree

    Disagree

    Srongly disagree

13. 11. "I was born naked."

    Yes

    No

    I wasn't born (I was hatched)

14. 12. "Since I was born naked, what is wrong with being naked?"

    Well, as an infant my genitals weren't developed yet so it was OK then (but not now)

    Good point!

    I wasn't born naked

    I was born a sinner, and now I must seek redemption

15. 13. "God directs humans to be clothed."

    Agree

    No he doesn't, but I prefer to wear them

    No she doesn't, but I prefer to wear them

    Wrong: God wishes us to be naked (or there is no God, or God doesn't care)

16. 14. The sight of a naked body is:

    Always beautiful, each body in its own way

    Is attractive or not, depending on the body

    Nauseating

    Not welcome

17. 15. Certain cities have 'Naked Yoga' classes. I:

    Would love to attend such a class

    Would love to take pictures

    Think such a thing is (or ought to be) illegal

    Am not interested

18. 16. Nudity:

    Means sex is happening or about to happen

    Often arouses me

    Has nothing to do with sex

    May or may not be sexual, either way is OK

19. 17. Wild animals go around naked. People normally don't. Why?

    People are more intelligent than wild animals

    Wild animals are not generally allowed in malls to purcase clothing

    Wild animals don't believe in God

    People are stupider than wild animals

20. 18. "I am completely naked right now."

    True

    False

    None of you damn business

21. 19. "I wasn't naked when I answered the last question, but now I am."

    True

    I was naked then and now

    I was not naked then, and I still am not naked

    I was not, am not, and will not be naked and these questions are really starting to bug me

22. 20. The author of this test, NakedMichael, should:

    Be given special honors

    Turn around so we can see the front

    Put his damn clothes on

    Be banned from OKC for immorality and offenses before God

Finished!