• The Decemberists are known far and wide for their allegorical lyrics and the whimsical (albeit destitute) characters portrayed therein. Have you ever wished you could be the protagonist of one of their euphonious tales? Have you given some, or perhaps too much, thought to where you belong in their wild world of deck hands, cutthroats, thespians and ne'er-do-wells? Take this test to find out how YOU might be immortalized by Mr. Colin Meloy & his band of rambunctious raconteurs.