• Why yet another penis size test on okcupid?  Well, because clearly you're rather bored and (let's not kid ourselves), you've got dicks on the brain - though not literally, we hope.  This quiz will test history as well as preferences - in other words, the past as well as the future.

    You could fight the urge or you could just go ahead and click on through. . .

    (PS - this particular test was designed with females in mind; apologies, but if you're not female you might find navigating this quiz a bit tricky)