• Welcome, you ominous creature, who is just sitting behind that futuristic typewriter of yours. It is me, Humbert Humbert.

     

    Has it ever occured to you that there are nymphets all around you? Wherever you go, you could meet one. Those delicate, delicious, daring, desirable demons... Oh, how far away they are to me right now...

    But maybe you could be one of them? Possibly! Let us see... just answer the following questions with all your wicked honesty... 

    If you happen to be from the male human species - you are not really addressed here, but if curiosity has striken you, why shouldn't you take this test? (You naughty boy...) I personally have no sense for male nymphets, however others could possibly appreciate them grandly.