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Ok,lets start.We will begin with the childhood of your character,and some normal,boring and important questions.
You character is homosexual or straight?
He is gay with proud/openly gay
Gay?No way,i dont want him to go to hell.
Nothing against gays,but he is straight.
Bisexual,he like both options.
What is the name of your character?
A normal name,Adam/Bill/Eddie
A different name,Lex/Hayden/Tion
A weird name because i lost a bet,Goku/Jairo/Plotus
When he was a baby,you drop him in the ground?
All the time,its not my fault if i suck in holding babies.Lets pray his head dont broke.
Of course not!I would never do that!
Sometimes,happen in the best families.
You were a present father?
I was always with him,he grown up in my arms.
Nah,i was busy shooting birds in the garden.
I tried,but...hey,who is perfect?
You ever hit him?
Just when he did something wrong/rarely,i feel really bad because of this
No,i just talk with him and explaing the rules.I never hit him.
Its not my fault the kid is a idiot,i mean...once i broke his arm,but was an aciddent!
The little Tim(lets call him Tim)have many friends?
Yes,one of the most popular kids in the neighborhood.Lots of friends.
No,he was a shy,quiet kid,never talk with other people.Just stay in the corner,watching all.
I dont know...imaginary friends count?
Tim wants a dog,but the house is too small.What you do?
Buys him a dog,and put the dog outside the house.
Explain that he cant have an dog,and buy ice cream to make him happy.
Say that he cant have an dog,and when he starts to yell,lock him in he´s room.
Tim appears in the living room with blood in his thumb,you ask what happens.He says his imaginary friend tell him to cut his thumb off,but he stopped because hurt too much.
Put a bandage on the thumb,and call a therapist./Put a bandage and talk alone with him about the imaginary friend.
Put a bandage on the thumb and make him go play outside.
"Why did you stopped?"
Tim have a fight in school today,he appears all hurt and bruised.He saw a kid being beaten by bullies and try to stop them,getting into the fight.He got suspend from school.What is your reaction?
You yell with him about the fight,and send him to his bedroom without dinner.
You call to the school and apologizes about Tim behavier.
You couldnt be more proud of him,so you hugs him and let him have ice cream for diseart.
Tim is starting to act like a spoiled kid,yelling and screaming when you dont do the things he likes.What you do about that?
Punishes him,locking Tim in the bedroom for the rest of the night.No toys,no deseart until he learns respect.
Yells at him until he cries,then say you sorry and let him go play outside.
You dont do nothing,just say his being too much spoiled then go buy ice cream.For you,not for Tim.
You character broke his leg playing outside and you car is broken.What you do?
Ask a neighbour to lend his car,and go to the hospital.
Call an ambulance,waits for them and go to the hospital.
Try to improvise a bandage with some old sheets and a elastic rubber.
You hear from the neighbour that you character stoned a cat,because he want to see him bleed.When you find Tim,he is throwing rocks in homeless dogs.What you do?
Help him to throw rocks in the homeless dogs,then go buy ice cream.
Yells at him,take the dogs to the vet,then lock Tim in his room for two weeks.
Call a therapist,take the dogs to the vet,then start drinking beer thinking,"why my life is so complicated?"
Is the birthday of your kid,he wants a big party with clowns,ballons and a magician.You dont have money to pay,what you say to Tim?
Sorry buddy,i can only pay a cake and a present.Lets eat ice cream,alright?
Listen,your a big boy now.Big boys dont have partys,so...lets just stay in home and play videogame,ok?
Well,i suppose i can spend my savings with you...what kind of ballons you want?
Tim says he found a new friend in school,he is a tall guy with brown coat,glasses and a mustache.The tall men wants to be friend with Tim,and asks him to visit him in his home tomorrow.What you do?
Go to the school,find the pedophile and kick his ass."Talk to Tim again,and i kill you,hear me?!"
Stay suspicious,follow your kid and call the police.
Go to the tall man house with Tim,then beat the guy and call the police.
Don´t care,and let him go.
Your kid start to taking worst grades every day until you get tired.You take something from him,hoping he learn the lesson.What you take from him?
The videogame,the love of Tim.
You hide the dog until he starts to take good grades.
You take his hair,leaving him like David Cross,that bald comedian.
Tim ask why he does not have a mommy.What you said to him?
Son,your mom is a monster.She run away with other monster,but that does not mean i dont love you.
She went to a better place,with puppies and ice cream.You like ice cream,right?
There is a thing call "eat and run",and your mom kind of use this with me...you know,she eat...have you...and then run...you not understanding me,are you?
Tim says a bad word he learn,then call you with that word.What you do?
Rip his teeth off,then throw his body in the trash.
Lock him in his room for all night.
Yells at him,them buy him ice cream.You just love doing that,isnt?
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