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I think you understand at least as much as you are willing to.
Does the Pope have adequate qualifications?
Does he shit in the woods?
Is a bear Catholic?
Don't cry for me, Argentina.
Instead of France, Montenegro
What about ring around the collar?
What about Ohana?!
What about getting your whole wash clean?
Chewing gum can be used for insulating bio-hazard shelter passages.
No, really. Look up what chewing gum is made out of. It might surprise you.
What is the square root of this apartment?
I'll tell you what my name is.
Elvis was a Capricorn.
Fun, you stupid idiot.
Give this image a caption.
Once is happenstance.
Get your stinking paws off of me, you damn dirty ape.
Twice is coincidence.
And you do not understand Hawat!
Once, twice, three times a lady.
These are not the Happy Meals you're looking for.
They don't make Jello Pudding Pops anymore.
Damn them all to hell.
They need to make more Bond movies with Daniel Craig while he is still interested in the role.
Pierce Brosnan was not a bad Bond at all.
The Are You A Sociopath? Test
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The SEXUAL FRUSTRATION Test
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The How GGG Are You? Test
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