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The "What's My Fantasy Pet?" Test
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Zombie
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As I'm sure you know, Zombies are soulless, re-animated corpses that crave the flesh of the living. What you may not know is that Zombies are also slavishly obedient to the dark sorcerer or Voodoo priest who has reanimated them and keeps their soul in a small jar adorned with tokens of their former life. Zombies appeal to people with a dark side who like complete control over their pet's will. You can send your Zombie out to feast on the brains of your enemies. Another great thing about a Zombie is that if it "dies" you can just make another one.
The Zombie is the most controllable of the evil pets. Its good version is the Genie. Its opposite is Falcor.
The Zombie is the most controllable of the evil pets. Its good version is the Genie. Its opposite is Falcor.
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Falcor
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Zombie
As I'm sure you know, Zombies are soulless, re-animated corpses that crave the flesh of the living. What you may not know is that Zombies are also slavishly obedient to the dark sorcerer or Vo... Read more
Genie
Who wouldn't want an attractive, incredibly powerful spirit waiting on them hand and foot? Though the Genie aims to please, his/her drawback is a naiveté regading human affairs that can somet... Read more
Gremlin
Were you expecting a different pic? I already fulfilled my 80s movie quota by including Falcor. Read more
Faerie
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