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The Way Back to Your Universe Test
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1984 Universe
With 0 correct answers you reached chronofrequency 0.0.0
You stumble back from the device, only to be confronted with a giant television and the not-too-friendly face of the doctor glaring down at you from the screen. "What are you doing? Get back to work, drone!" he snarls. "Don't make me send in the thought police."
You scramble to your feet and try to invent an excuse, and falling back on your stand-by of "It's my day off" you grope for the nearest calendar, only to discover as you gaze upon it that it is NINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR!
"But...that was just a book," you stammer.
"A book?" the screen face shrieks. "Where is it? You know the rules. It must be burned."
"Wait, that's a different book," you argue. "Fahrenheit 451."
The face begs to differ, and after a few hours of heated debate, followed by some re-education shock-therapy/lobotomy, you finally agree that books suck, biological engineering is real horrorshow, and 2+2=5.
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If you are curious to know all possible universes, here's a list of them:
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All possible test results
Caveman Universe
You stumble back from the device, only to realize that it isn't the device at all. It's just a rock. In fact, you're not even in the lab anymore, but a cave. The doctor is still there however, but you... Read more
Caveman Universe
You stumble back from the device, only to realize that it isn't the device at all. It's just a rock. In fact, you're not even in the lab anymore, but a cave. The doctor is still there however, but you... Read more
Caveman Universe
You stumble back from the device, only to realize that it isn't the device at all. It's just a rock. In fact, you're not even in the lab anymore, but a cave. The doctor is still there however, but you... Read more
Pirate Universe
You stumble back from the device and stagger into a cannon. You're reasonably sure that wasn't around when you were last in the lab. Nor do you remember the lab looking so much like a fortified castle... Read more
Backward Universe
You stumble back from where the device should be only to land at the feet of a pair of heavily armored guards. They aim their crossbows at you and ask, "Be ye human or be ye witch?" They get as fa... Read more
Backward Universe
You stumble back from where the device should be only to land at the feet of a pair of heavily armored guards. They aim their crossbows at you and ask, "Be ye human or be ye witch?" They get as fa... Read more
Pirate Universe
You stumble back from the device and stagger into a cannon. You're reasonably sure that wasn't around when you were last in the lab. Nor do you remember the lab looking so much like a fortified castle... Read more
Monumental Universe
You stumble back dazed, though the device is no longer before you. In its place is a beautiful altar doused in graven images of disapproving gods. The doctor is there too, although layered in the gaud... Read more
Monumental Universe
You stumble back dazed, though the device is no longer before you. In its place is a beautiful altar doused in graven images of disapproving gods. The doctor is there too, although layered in the gaud... Read more
Nihilist Universe
You stumble back from the device, tumbling into a pile of junk. You stand and brush yourself off, thinking, "Hey, this used to be lab's MRI machine, but it's been picked over for parts like a dead gaz... Read more
Eh...Close Enough
You stumble back from the device, and hearing the doctor approach, quickly you pat down your scraggly hair. He looks in on you with a suspicious eye and asks if you have been fiddling with his machine... Read more
Larry Universe
You stumble back from the device and fall against the wall. The doctor rushes in and asks if you are hurt and then more sternly inquires if you have been fiddling with his machine. You assure him you ... Read more
Apocalypse Universe
You stumble back from the device, and you fall against a skeleton wearing an all-too-familiar lab coat. It looks like the "you" in this universe didn't make it to the button. And it's not hard to see ... Read more
Home Universe
You stumble back from the device, and hearing the doctor approach, quickly you pat down your scraggly hair. He looks in on you with a suspicious eye and asks if you have been fiddling with his machine... Read more
1984 Universe
You stumble back from the device, only to be confronted with a giant television and the not-too-friendly face of the doctor glaring down at you from the screen. "What are you doing? Get back to work, ... Read more
Apocalypse Universe
You stumble back from the device, and you fall against a skeleton wearing an all-too-familiar lab coat. It looks like the "you" in this universe didn't make it to the button. And it's not hard to see ... Read more
Oh...Close Enough
You stumble back from the device, and hearing the doctor approach, quickly you pat down your scraggly hair. He looks in on you with a suspicious eye and asks if you have been fiddling with his machine... Read more
1984 Universe
You stumble back from the device, only to be confronted with a giant television and the not-too-friendly face of the doctor glaring down at you from the screen. "What are you doing? Get back to work, ... Read more
Nihilist Universe
You stumble back from the device, tumbling into a pile of junk. You stand and brush yourself off, thinking, "Hey, this used to be lab's MRI machine, but it's been picked over for parts like a dead gaz... Read more
Robot Universe
You stumble back from the device, only to be confronted by a pair of heavily armed robots. They lock their weapons on you and posit, "Be ye robot, or be ye human?" After a series of convincing bee... Read more
Robot Universe
You stumble back from the device, only to be confronted by a pair of heavily armed robots. They lock their weapons on you and posit, "Be ye robot, or be ye human?" After a series of convincing bee... Read more
Apocalypse Universe
You stumble back from the device, and you fall against a skeleton wearing an all-too-familiar lab coat. It looks like the "you" in this universe didn't make it to the button. And it's not hard to see ... Read more
Advanced Universe
It has been three years since you stumbled back from the device that sent you to the junction of all possible universes, but time just flies by, doesn't it? Actually, everything seems to fly since you... Read more
1984 Universe
You stumble back from the device, only to be confronted with a giant television and the not-too-friendly face of the doctor glaring down at you from the screen. "What are you doing? Get back to work, ... Read more
Apocalypse Universe
You stumble back from the device, and you fall against a skeleton wearing an all-too-familiar lab coat. It looks like the "you" in this universe didn't make it to the button. And it's not hard to see ... Read more
Advanced Universe
It has been three years since you stumbled back from the device that sent you to the junction of all possible universes, but time just flies by, doesn't it? Actually, everything seems to fly since you... Read more
Frozen Universe
You stumble back from the device, tumbling into a snow drift. This is odd because you don't remember it being winter when you left, much less there being snow inside the lab. Nevertheless, it seems an... Read more
