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The Lifestyles of Silly Persons Test
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Your result for The Lifestyles of Silly Persons Test ...
Cowpoke/Hook&Monkey
You scored 0 Job, 0 Tool, and 0 Sidekick!
You're a Cowpoke with a Grappling Hook and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked.
Yeeha! - Of the silly archetypes, you identify most closely with the Cowpoke. This means youre probably ridiculously honorable. In fact, youre so honorable youd probably chase down a bank robber to give them the big bag of loot they dropped. Hey, youd want them to do the same for you. At the end of the day you usually pack it in early because the cattle wont drive themselves, but every so often, you like to go into town and whoop it up.
You use a Grappling Hook to go places you werent intended to go, or maybe in ways you werent intended to go there. Either way, you take the hard route to accomplish your goals. Maybe its the only way to get there, or maybe you just like the challenge. I dont know, but while everyone else is taking the stairs, elevators, and escalators, youre climbing a rope thats tenuously attached to success.
Your sidekick is a Monkey, the most eccentric of the sidekicks. Monkeys are smart, but not always perfect companions. Sometimes they upstage you with their clever antics. Then theres the occasional, embarrassing poo flinging incident. Monkeys are quite adept at tool use and imitation, so dont be surprised if they start quoting Planet of the Apes on internet chat forums. Because those silly little monkeys are so clever, they might admonish you by informing you that they are actually apes of some sort. Aww, isnt that cute.
Now that you're done with this test, you should rate it and try my first test, The Nonrepresentational Aesthetics Test. It's very different; much less silly, requires very little reading, and the results look nice on your tests page.
Here are all of the categories.
Cowpoke/Hook&Monkey - Cowpoke/Hook&Duck - Cowpoke/Hook&Frog
Cowpoke/Map&Monkey - Cowpoke/Map&Duck - Cowpoke/Map&Frog
Cowpoke/Skis&Monkey - Cowpoke/Skis&Duck - Cowpoke/Skis&Frog
Pirate/Hook&Monkey - Pirate/Hook&Duck - Pirate/Hook&Frog
Pirate/Map&Monkey - Pirate/Map&Duck - Pirate/Map&Frog
Pirate/Skis&Monkey - Pirate/Skis&Duck - Pirate/Skis&Frog
Ninja/Hook&Monkey - Ninja/Hook&Duck - Ninja/Hook&Frog
Ninja/Map&Monkey - Ninja/Map&Duck - Ninja/Map&Frog
Ninja/Skis&Monkey - Ninja/Skis&Duck - Ninja/Skis&Frog
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All possible test results
Cowpoke/Hook&Monkey
You're a Cowpoke with a Grappling Hook and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you sinc... Read more
Cowpoke/Hook&Duck
You're a Cowpoke with a Grappling Hook and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since yo... Read more
Cowpoke/Hook&Frog
You're a Cowpoke with a Grappling Hook and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since yo... Read more
Cowpoke/Map&Monkey
You're a Cowpoke with a Map and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked.... Read more
Cowpoke/Map&Duck
You're a Cowpoke with a Map and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Cowpoke/Map&Frog
You're a Cowpoke with a Map and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Cowpoke/Skis&Monkey
You're a Cowpoke with Skis and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked.... Read more
Cowpoke/Skis&Duck
You're a Cowpoke with Skis and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Cowpoke/Skis&Frog
You're a Cowpoke with Skis and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Pirate/Hook&Monkey
You're a Pirate with a Grappling Hook and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since... Read more
Pirate/Hook&Duck
You're a Pirate with a Grappling Hook and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you... Read more
Pirate/Hook&Frog
You're a Pirate with a Grappling Hook and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you... Read more
Pirate/Map&Monkey
You're a Pirate with a Map and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. ... Read more
Pirate/Map&Duck
You're a Pirate with a Map and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. ... Read more
Pirate/Map&Frog
You're a Pirate with a Map and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. ... Read more
Pirate/Skis&Monkey
You're a Pirate with Skis and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. ... Read more
Pirate/Skis&Duck
You're a Pirate with Skis and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. ... Read more
Pirate/Skis&Frog
You're a Pirate with Skis and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. ... Read more
Ninja/Hook&Monkey
You're a Ninja with a Grappling Hook and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since y... Read more
Ninja/Hook&Duck
You're a Ninja with a Grappling Hook and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you a... Read more
Ninja/Hook&Frog
You're a Ninja with a Grappling Hook and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you a... Read more
Ninja/Map&Monkey
You're a Ninja with a Map and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Ninja/Map&Duck
You're a Ninja with a Map and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Ninja/Map&Frog
You're a Ninja with a Map and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Ninja/Skis&Monkey
You're a Ninja with Skis and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Ninja/Skis&Duck
You're a Ninja with Skis and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Ninja/Skis&Frog
You're a Ninja with Skis and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
