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The Lifestyles of Silly Persons Test
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Your result for The Lifestyles of Silly Persons Test ...
Pirate/Hook&Frog
You scored 0 Job, 0 Tool, and 0 Sidekick!
You're a Pirate with a Grappling Hook and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked.
Shiver Me Timbers! - Of the silly archetypes, you identify closest with the Pirate. This means youre incredibly hedonistic. No more working for the rich just to die young and poor. You know what you deserve, and youre gonna take it. As long everyone around you understands this, they wont get hurt. Now that you are the master of your own destiny, you do nothing but party and plunder.
You use a Grappling Hook to go places you werent intended to go, or maybe in ways you werent intended to go there. Either way, you take the hard route to accomplish your goals. Maybe its the only way to get there, or maybe you just like the challenge. I dont know, but while everyone else is taking the stairs, elevators, and escalators, youre climbing a rope thats tenuously attached to success.
Your sidekick is a Frog, the most domestic of sidekicks. Very community minded, frogs stick to their little ponds. They join choirs, churches, and other social organizations. Eventually they find mates and produce more offspring than a rabbit can shake a stick at. They tell their children fairytales of receiving kisses from humans that turn them into royalty, thus sparing them the boringly silly lives their parents lead. Very sentimental, frogs make excellent sidekicks if you dont mind listening to anecdotes about how their tadpoles just grew new limbs or lost their tails, or how their gills are finally closing.
Now that you're done with this test, you should rate it and try my first test, The Nonrepresentational Aesthetics Test. It's very different; much less silly, requires very little reading, and the results look nice on your tests page.
Here are all of the categories.
Cowpoke/Hook&Monkey - Cowpoke/Hook&Duck - Cowpoke/Hook&Frog
Cowpoke/Map&Monkey - Cowpoke/Map&Duck - Cowpoke/Map&Frog
Cowpoke/Skis&Monkey - Cowpoke/Skis&Duck - Cowpoke/Skis&Frog
Pirate/Hook&Monkey - Pirate/Hook&Duck - Pirate/Hook&Frog
Pirate/Map&Monkey - Pirate/Map&Duck - Pirate/Map&Frog
Pirate/Skis&Monkey - Pirate/Skis&Duck - Pirate/Skis&Frog
Ninja/Hook&Monkey - Ninja/Hook&Duck - Ninja/Hook&Frog
Ninja/Map&Monkey - Ninja/Map&Duck - Ninja/Map&Frog
Ninja/Skis&Monkey - Ninja/Skis&Duck - Ninja/Skis&Frog
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All possible test results
Cowpoke/Hook&Monkey
You're a Cowpoke with a Grappling Hook and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you sinc... Read more
Cowpoke/Hook&Duck
You're a Cowpoke with a Grappling Hook and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since yo... Read more
Cowpoke/Hook&Frog
You're a Cowpoke with a Grappling Hook and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since yo... Read more
Cowpoke/Map&Monkey
You're a Cowpoke with a Map and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked.... Read more
Cowpoke/Map&Duck
You're a Cowpoke with a Map and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Cowpoke/Map&Frog
You're a Cowpoke with a Map and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Cowpoke/Skis&Monkey
You're a Cowpoke with Skis and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked.... Read more
Cowpoke/Skis&Duck
You're a Cowpoke with Skis and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Cowpoke/Skis&Frog
You're a Cowpoke with Skis and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Pirate/Hook&Monkey
You're a Pirate with a Grappling Hook and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since... Read more
Pirate/Hook&Duck
You're a Pirate with a Grappling Hook and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you... Read more
Pirate/Hook&Frog
You're a Pirate with a Grappling Hook and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you... Read more
Pirate/Map&Monkey
You're a Pirate with a Map and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. ... Read more
Pirate/Map&Duck
You're a Pirate with a Map and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. ... Read more
Pirate/Map&Frog
You're a Pirate with a Map and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. ... Read more
Pirate/Skis&Monkey
You're a Pirate with Skis and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. ... Read more
Pirate/Skis&Duck
You're a Pirate with Skis and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. ... Read more
Pirate/Skis&Frog
You're a Pirate with Skis and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. ... Read more
Ninja/Hook&Monkey
You're a Ninja with a Grappling Hook and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since y... Read more
Ninja/Hook&Duck
You're a Ninja with a Grappling Hook and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you a... Read more
Ninja/Hook&Frog
You're a Ninja with a Grappling Hook and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you a... Read more
Ninja/Map&Monkey
You're a Ninja with a Map and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Ninja/Map&Duck
You're a Ninja with a Map and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Ninja/Map&Frog
You're a Ninja with a Map and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Ninja/Skis&Monkey
You're a Ninja with Skis and a Monkey for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Ninja/Skis&Duck
You're a Ninja with Skis and a Duck for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
Ninja/Skis&Frog
You're a Ninja with Skis and a Frog for a sidekick. Now how silly is that? Well, let me tell you since you asked. Read more
