The 4-Variable Friendship Test
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Your result for The 4-Variable Friendship Test ...
The Death Star
You scored 0 constructivenes, 0 selflessness, 0 loyalty, and 0 supportiveness!
Vindictive, selfish, disloyal, and unsupportive -- do you even HAVE friends? Assuming you do, they probably either drift in and out of your life or are just like you. When someone pisses you off, you vaporize them. Then it's on to the next target.
If you're happy the way you are, more power to you, but if you want to learn the value of true friendship, you're going to have to take your finger off the trigger button, open your heart a little more, and try to stick around even when it's NOT convenient for you. That doesn't mean you have to lose your bite, but a good friend is fiercely loyal, not just fierce.
"Commence primary ignition."
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The Death StarAll Talk
The Wolverine
Fireworks
The Time Bomb
The Backstabber
The Force of Nature
Blind Faith
Great Expectations
The False Friend
The Realist
The Blowhard
WTF?
The Politician
The Rock
Diplomat/Doormat
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The Death Star
Vindictive, selfish, disloyal, and unsupportive -- do you even HAVE friends? Assuming you do, they probably either drift in and out of your life or are just like you. When someone pisses you off, y... Read more
All Talk
Vindictive, selfish, disloyal, yet supportive -- you are All Talk. You do what you want, when you want, and god help anyone who crosses you. Still, that's not the image you cultivate at all. You te... Read more
The Wolverine
Vindictive and selfish, yet loyal, with a healthy dose of tough love -- you are The Wolverine. Once you snare someone in your jaws of friendship, you don't let go. Ever. Even when they beg. Read more
Fireworks
Vindictive, selfish, loyal, and supportive -- you are Fireworks. If anyone hurts your friends, look out! You'll put on a display that onlookers will never forgot -- but only if conditions are exact... Read more
The Time Bomb
Vindictive, giving, disloyal, inclined toward tough love -- you are The Time Bomb. You should come with a "Danger" sign tattooed on your chest. You befriend someone, go out of your way for them, st... Read more
The Backstabber
Vindictive, giving, disloyal, and supportive -- you are a mess of contradictions otherwise known as The Backstabber. You will promise them a rose garden, and then sneak out in the dead of night to ... Read more
The Force of Nature
Vindictive. Giving. Loyal. Purveyor of tough love. Congratulations! You are The Force of Nature. You sweep through your friends' lives, defending them against all the bad things of the world that h... Read more
Blind Faith
Vindictive, giving, loyal, and supportive, you are Blind Faith. You know who you love, and you will defend them to the death -- even if they're wrong. Like, 100% wrong. Is this good? On the one han... Read more
Great Expectations
Constructive, selfish, disloyal, and blunt, you are Great Expectations. Here's the short version: You build people up, then let them down hard. Here's the long version: You're good at finding creat... Read more
The False Friend
Constructive, selfish, disloyal, and supportive -- you are a contradiction in terms, otherwise known as the False Friend. You make people believe in you because you SAY you support them, and you of... Read more
The Realist
Constructive, selfish, and loyal, with a heap of tough love -- you are The Realist. Your first priority is exactly what it should be -- you. You're concerned about others but are unlikely to throw ... Read more
The Blowhard
Constructive, selfish, loyal, and supportive -- you are The Blowhard. You'll tell your friends exactly what they want to hear, come up with grand plans for improving their lives, and stick with the... Read more
WTF?
WTF? You've probably heard that a few times. I mean, really. What. The. Fuck? Constructive and giving, inclined toward tough love yet ultimately disloyal, you've probably left more than a few peopl... Read more
The Politician
Constructive, giving, supportive, yet disloyal at heart, you are The Politician. Everyone likes you -- at first. Who wouldn't? You smile a lot, brighten people's day, and always know exactly what t... Read more
The Rock
Constructive, giving, and loyal, with a healthy dash of tough love -- you are The Rock. Your friends smell what you're cooking, and it's fucking delicious. You listen to them, you carefully weigh w... Read more
Diplomat/Doormat
Constructive, giving, loyal, and supportive -- who could ask for more? You are the Diplomat/Doormat. You are a great friend in many ways. You'll stand by your friends to the bitter end, you'll spen... Read more
