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The Blowhard

You scored 0 constructivenes, 0 selflessness, 0 loyalty, and 0 supportiveness!

Constructive, selfish, loyal, and supportive -- you are The Blowhard. You'll tell your friends exactly what they want to hear, come up with grand plans for improving their lives, and stick with the same people for years and years. But, over time, they may wonder why you never show up when it's time to move their furniture or clean out the garage. In fact, they've doubtless wondered this many times already.

The answer is simple -- you have better things to do, and it's not convenient for you -- but you'd never admit that to them. You'd just remind them of that time you sat beside their hospital bed until you had to go to softball practice. Or that time you came up with the brilliant idea for the school project, even if you couldn't make it to half of the meetings. Or, well, you know.

Your friends probably accept your flakiness and cherish you for the good things you bring to the table. And you do bring many wonderful things. But if you really want to surprise them -- in a good way -- you know what you have to do.

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The Death Star
All Talk
The Wolverine
Fireworks
The Time Bomb
The Backstabber
The Force of Nature
Blind Faith
Great Expectations
The False Friend
The Realist
The Blowhard
WTF?
The Politician
The Rock
Diplomat/Doormat

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<p><em>Your result for The 4-Variable Friendship Test...</em></p><h4>The Blowhard</h4><p>You scored 0 constructivenes, 0 selflessness, 0 loyalty,  and 0 supportiveness!</p><div><p>Constructive, selfish, loyal, and supportive -- you are The Blowhard. You'll tell your friends exactly what they want to hear, come up with grand plans for improving their lives, and stick with the same people  for years and years. But, over time, they may wonder why you never show up when it's time to move their furniture or clean out the garage. In fact, they've doubtless wondered this many times already.</p>

<p>The answer is simple -- you have better things to do, and it's not convenient for you -- but you'd never admit that to them. You'd just remind them of that time you sat beside their hospital bed until you had to go to softball practice. Or that time you came up with the brilliant idea for the school project, even if you couldn't make it to half of the meetings. Or, well, you know.</p>

<p>Your friends probably accept your flakiness and cherish you for the good things you bring to the table. And you do bring many wonderful things. But if you really want to surprise them -- in a good way -- you know what you have to do.</p>

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The Death Star

Vindictive, selfish, disloyal, and unsupportive -- do you even HAVE friends? Assuming you do, they probably either drift in and out of your life or are just like you. When someone pisses you off, y... Read more

All Talk

Vindictive, selfish, disloyal, yet supportive -- you are All Talk. You do what you want, when you want, and god help anyone who crosses you. Still, that's not the image you cultivate at all. You te... Read more

The Wolverine

Vindictive and selfish, yet loyal, with a healthy dose of tough love -- you are The Wolverine. Once you snare someone in your jaws of friendship, you don't let go. Ever. Even when they beg. Read more

Fireworks

Vindictive, selfish, loyal, and supportive -- you are Fireworks. If anyone hurts your friends, look out! You'll put on a display that onlookers will never forgot -- but only if conditions are exact... Read more

The Time Bomb

Vindictive, giving, disloyal, inclined toward tough love -- you are The Time Bomb. You should come with a "Danger" sign tattooed on your chest. You befriend someone, go out of your way for them, st... Read more

The Backstabber

Vindictive, giving, disloyal, and supportive -- you are a mess of contradictions otherwise known as The Backstabber. You will promise them a rose garden, and then sneak out in the dead of night to ... Read more

The Force of Nature

Vindictive. Giving. Loyal. Purveyor of tough love. Congratulations! You are The Force of Nature. You sweep through your friends' lives, defending them against all the bad things of the world that h... Read more

Blind Faith

Vindictive, giving, loyal, and supportive, you are Blind Faith. You know who you love, and you will defend them to the death -- even if they're wrong. Like, 100% wrong. Is this good? On the one han... Read more

Great Expectations

Constructive, selfish, disloyal, and blunt, you are Great Expectations. Here's the short version: You build people up, then let them down hard. Here's the long version: You're good at finding creat... Read more

The False Friend

Constructive, selfish, disloyal, and supportive -- you are a contradiction in terms, otherwise known as the False Friend. You make people believe in you because you SAY you support them, and you of... Read more

The Realist

Constructive, selfish, and loyal, with a heap of tough love -- you are The Realist. Your first priority is exactly what it should be -- you. You're concerned about others but are unlikely to throw ... Read more

The Blowhard

WTF?

WTF? You've probably heard that a few times. I mean, really. What. The. Fuck? Constructive and giving, inclined toward tough love yet ultimately disloyal, you've probably left more than a few peopl... Read more

The Politician

Constructive, giving, supportive, yet disloyal at heart, you are The Politician. Everyone likes you -- at first. Who wouldn't? You smile a lot, brighten people's day, and always know exactly what t... Read more

The Rock

Constructive, giving, and loyal, with a healthy dash of tough love -- you are The Rock. Your friends smell what you're cooking, and it's fucking delicious. You listen to them, you carefully weigh w... Read more

Diplomat/Doormat

Constructive, giving, loyal, and supportive -- who could ask for more? You are the Diplomat/Doormat. You are a great friend in many ways. You'll stand by your friends to the bitter end, you'll spen... Read more

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