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Dogmatic and proud

You scored 0 True Scientist, 0 Needs study, 0 Conspiracy nut, and 0 Dogmatic!

You don't need no stinkin' scientific method. You define science as you need to, make up bogus terminology or resort to misleading comparisons in order to impose your medieval views on the rest of us and, if you're religious, you have a literal interpretation of the book of Genesis. Your religion or world view gives you all the answers and the lack of complete, neat and tidy explanations for all possible questions in scientific theories you see as defects and weak points. Whether or not anyone could teach you the scientific method remains to be seen. You wouldn't understand the meaning or significance of a falsifiable hypothesis if a pre-cambrian rabbit walked up and bit you on the ass. Please do not e-mail me until after you have read Francis Bacon's "Advancement of Learning." You will like it. It's written in the same Elizabethan English as the King James Version of the Bible (you know, English the way Jesus spoke it).

By the way, here's the link to the source of the questions on page 3: http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2005/10/20/dover_trial/index.html

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Needs study

Conspiracy Theorist

BWOF!

Very Bad education

Bad/Dog

Halfway There

Agent Mulder

Very Strange

Scattered

Confused

True Scientist

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Needs Study

Try not to take offense--your ignorance is not your fault. Well, maybe it is if you had a truly gifted and dedicated science teacher or professor but you cut class. In most cases people have not had... Read more

Dogmatic and proud

You don't need no stinkin' scientific method. You define science as you need to, make up bogus terminology or resort to misleading comparisons in order to impose your medieval views on the rest of us... Read more

Conspiracy theorist

One can not disprove a negative. Your thinking relies on the assumption that any self-respecting and properly run conspiracy of course will eradicate all evidence of its existence. In your mind nearl... Read more

BWOF!

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, Drink deeply, or taste not the Pierian spring! For shallow draughts doth intoxicate the brain But drinking fully sobers us again! --Ale... Read more

Needs Study

Try not to take offense--your ignorance is not your fault. Well, maybe it is if you had a truly gifted and dedicated science teacher or professor but you cut class. In most cases people have not had... Read more

Bad/Dog

This is a hybrid category of someone whose score indicates a person with a bad education and/or someone prone to dogmatic thinking. If both then you're probably the type of person who did not read bo... Read more

Very bad education

Try not to take offense--your ignorance is not your fault. Well, maybe it is if you had a truly gifted and dedicated science teacher or professor but you cut class. In most cases people have not had... Read more

Very bad education

Try not to take offense--your ignorance is not your fault. Well, maybe it is if you had a truly gifted and dedicated science teacher or professor but you cut class. In most cases people have not had... Read more

True Scientist

You have had a truly great scientific education. You may have had the Big Wad of Facts stuffed in your head but at some point you read Stephen Jay Gould or Francis Bacon or had a really cool science ... Read more

Halfway there

Try not to take offense--I'm not sure how to describe this category. You scored partly as a scientist and partly as a dogmatic thinker. Maybe you guessed right on one of the questions and your think... Read more

Agent Mulder

Try not to take offense--you have a reasonably good grasp on science but you scored a bit high on the conspiracy type answers. Perhaps no one ever explained to you the meaning of a falsifiable hypoth... Read more

Very Strange!

Try not to take offense--I'm not sure how to describe this category. Your score splatters all over the road. You scored partly as a scientist, a dogmatic thinker and a conspiracy nut. Maybe y... Read more

Needs Study

Try not to take offense--your ignorance is not your fault. Well, maybe it is if you had a truly gifted and dedicated science teacher or professor but you cut class. In most cases people have not had... Read more

Confused

Try not to take offense--This is a variation on the "Needs Study" category. You ignorance is not your fault. Well, maybe it is if you had a truly gifted and dedicated science teacher or professor bu... Read more

Scattered

This category defies description. You have answers from "True Scientist" "Needs Study" and "Conspiracy Nut." If you scored higher in the "True Scientist" category, congratulations! You may want to ... Read more

Confused

Try not to take offense--This is a variation on the "Needs Study" category. You scored across each of the 4 categories?! You ignorance is not your fault. Well, maybe it is if you had a truly gifted ... Read more

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