Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 0% port wine jelly. 0% vindiction. 0% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Glitterball. You spin. And spin. And spin some more. People like you because you're shiny and reflective, and you are one of the rare creatures capable of making people spin on the spot with their arms stretched above their heads. You don't do a lot else, but damn, you make the place look pretty.
SEEK: Anyone wearing glow-sticks or neon clothing. Roller discoes.
AVOID: Vertigo sufferers. Severe epileptics.
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