Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
Worn Memorial Statue
You scored 0% port wine jelly. 0% vindiction. 0% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Weather-beaten Memorial Statue. While everyone assumes you're important, nobody can quite remember what for: the sign underneath you has worn away and been eroded by the guano spatterings of some crazy homeless lady's feathered friends.
SEEK: Historians. Town planners. Duck shooters.
AVOID: Anyone seen donning a black hooded sweater and hiding things in their pockets. Or drunkards. They won't care about you enough to avoid soiling you.
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