Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 0% port wine jelly. 0% vindiction. 0% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Coffee Stain. You turn up when people are careless, reminding them why they should never overfill their mugs and why it's worth cleaning dishes, even if they're really busy. You're also a nasty fucker to get rid of once you have reminded people. Sometimes they're not lazy; sometimes they're just clumsy. Either way, they're stuck with you until they completely incinerate whatever you've become attached to.
SEEK: Journalists. Shift workers. People with addictive personalities. They won't have the sense to stop you from showing up and wreaking havoc several times.
AVOID: People who look like they spend a lot on dry-cleaning.
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