Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 0% port wine jelly. 0% vindiction. 0% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are no signal. People want to communicate with each other, but you manage to sneak in, blanket everything in a mass of static, and prevent ANYONE from knowing what's going on. You interrupt people in conversations and they can't even swear at you for stopping their train of thought - you've already escaped. Damn you.
SEEK: People who aren't budget-conscious. Remote areas. Parking lots. Basements.
AVOID: Technicians. Tin cups connected by pieces of string, and the people who use them.
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