Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 0% port wine jelly. 0% vindiction. 0% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Stomach Pump. People call on you when the shit really hits the fan. You save lives. You also make people look really bad while you're at work. Underneath it all, nobody quite realises that you're actually just made of plastic. They're all trying to squeeze you.
SEEK: People who are alcoholic, suicidal, or really low in self-esteem. They'll thank you later. The maker of this test also scored in this category, though I don't know whether that means you should message him, or avoid him at all costs.
AVOID: Irish quarry workers.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
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How easily can you be swayed by a bit of cash? (This one's entered in the current test competition, by the way. You should check it out.)
Also, if you really can't contain yourself, you can read up on all 27 categories for the Non-Sequitur Personality Test right here...
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