Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 0% port wine jelly. 0% vindiction. 0% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Faulty Compass. You keep telling people the same things until they're ready to throw you across the room. Fortunately you're not usually likely to be in an enclosed space, so you won't hit a wall, and they seem to eventually form some sort of strange attachment to your blind faith. You pick a direction and run with it, no matter what. You also cracked a long time ago.
SEEK: Anyone whose house you had trouble finding anyway.
AVOID: People with really full-looking bags. You've got no idea what else might be in there...
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
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