Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
Empty Slushie Maker
You scored 0% port wine jelly. 0% vindiction. 0% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Empty Slushie Maker. Whirring away on empty, you were drained of the last of your sweet liquids two nights ago - this is the result when you try to be giving to everyone around you. To add insult to injury, the man behind the gas station counter is for some reason too lazy to refill you. Don't worry; he's getting fired soon, anyway.
SEEK: Motivated do-gooders. People who talk about acting "for the good of the company". People who twitch slightly. They need you. They'll fix you.
AVOID: The excessively diet-conscious.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
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