Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 0% port wine jelly. 0% vindiction. 0% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Nudist Resort. You see more ass than at least 90% of the population. Unfortunately, about 90% of it is unattractive, but hey, they're not looking to sleep with you. You just get to witness all of it. On the upside, the weather is fabulous wherever you are and you come with some gorgeous views.
SEEK: The poolboy. Or poolgirl. Heck, whoever the fuck cleans the swimming pool has got to be better looking than the other people around here.
AVOID: Reality TV fans.
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