Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 0% port wine jelly. 0% vindiction. 0% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Burnt Cereal. The quintessential kitchen mishap. Whoever last handled you forgot to set the oven timer when they were toasting the oats, and now they've got a reputation for being able to fail at anything. On top of that, they still tried to add milk, and the substances surrounding you are congealing quickly. So much for good intentions, your last cook handled you very badly...
SEEK: Contemporary artists. They might have good uses for you.
AVOID: Finicky eaters. Housekeepers.
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How easily can you be swayed by a bit of cash? (This one's entered in the current test competition, by the way. You should check it out.)
Also, if you really can't contain yourself, you can read up on all 27 categories for the Non-Sequitur Personality Test right here...
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