Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 0% port wine jelly. 0% vindiction. 0% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Watermelon Fight! More carefully planned than an ordinary food fight, but much more capable of causing really serious injuries that everyone else was too stupid to foresee. Everyone will forgive you in the end, anyway, because you just taste so damn refreshing!
SEEK: Bodies of water. You'll last longer.
AVOID: Hard surfaces. People with good amounts of upper body strength.
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