Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 0% port wine jelly. 0% vindiction. 0% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Snow Machine! The life of the party at nightclubs and an essential extra in any winter-themed stage play, you don't do much other than spit out lots of strange, foamy white stuff - but what you do, you do extremely well. So long as people keep paying for you, why not share your wondrous talents?
SEEK: The writers of cushy romantic comedies.
AVOID: People who laugh when they hear that someone's surname is 'Ruiter', 'Cockring' or 'Pants'. Especially if their laughter is followed by a bad pun.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?
How easily can you be swayed by a bit of cash? (This one's entered in the current test competition, by the way. You should check it out.)
Also, if you really can't contain yourself, you can read up on all 27 categories for the Non-Sequitur Personality Test right here...
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