Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 0% port wine jelly. 0% vindiction. 0% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Snow Machine! The life of the party at nightclubs and an essential extra in any winter-themed stage play, you don't do much other than spit out lots of strange, foamy white stuff - but what you do, you do extremely well. So long as people keep paying for you, why not share your wondrous talents?
SEEK: The writers of cushy romantic comedies.
AVOID: People who laugh when they hear that someone's surname is 'Ruiter', 'Cockring' or 'Pants'. Especially if their laughter is followed by a bad pun.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
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How easily can you be swayed by a bit of cash? (This one's entered in the current test competition, by the way. You should check it out.)
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