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Mobster (NC)

Your boss is 0% good-natured, and 0% competent at their job!

Memo to you: your boss classifies as The Mobster (it's just a name, don't worry), and falls into the Neutral and Competent category. This means he/she scored between 51% and 70% on 'goodness' and between 71% and 100% on 'competency'.

This boss type is always a tough one to gauge, as he or she doesn't come off as particularly evil or particularly good - but since the test established your boss as a rather smart cookie, it's possible that they are evil, and just clever enough to make that hard to spot. Hence 'the mobster' - because your boss is good at being very hard to read. If they are showing signs of nasty behaviour, you may be in trouble, as your boss is probably capable of outsmarting a lot of people. In some ways, this makes your boss even more dangerous than the 'evil mastermind', or evil/competent archetype, as your boss may not yet have a widely known reputation for bad behaviour - and people might trust your boss without knowing better.

HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS BOSS ARCHETYPE: A neutral boss with smarts won't go down easily, so if you think you're on their good side, your best best is just to try and keep yourself there by behaving as well as possible. If you think your boss has taken a dislike to you or perceives you as a threat, then you're up for a challenge: this boss type are generally too smart to fall to brown-nosing, and being questioned probably wont faze them. You can try sleeping with them (either to improve their impression of you or to later attempt some form of blackmail), but I would be wary of how you go about wooing them - sexual harassment policies are getting tighter and tighter these days, and even a seemingly innocuous comment like 'your sleeves are blue' can now be punishable with a minimum thirty years in solitary confinement at a maximum security penitentiary. If this option doesn't work for you, you may be best to just try and avoid your boss as much as possible. Ask to be moved to an office with a desk that's large enough to hide under.

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And, for those who are interested, here are all of the nine scoring categories for the "Is Your Boss Evil?" Test...

The Lackey (Evil/Incompetent)

The Corporate Whore (Evil/Neutral)

The Evil Mastermind (Evil/Competent)

The Fall Guy (Neutral/Incompetent)

Neutral (Neutral/Neutral)

The Mobster (Neutral/Competent)

The Lovable Oaf (Good/Incompetent)

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<p><em>Your result for Is Your Boss Evil?...</em></p><h4>Mobster (NC)</h4><p>Your boss is 0% good-natured, and 0% competent at their job!</p><p style="text-align:center"><img src="http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/16308229072651712145.jpeg" width="500" height="333" /></p><div><p>Memo to you: your boss classifies as <strong>The Mobster</strong> (it's just a name, don't worry), and falls into the <strong>Neutral</strong> and <strong>Competent</strong> category. This means he/she scored between 51% and 70% on 'goodness' and between 71% and 100% on 'competency'.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>This boss type is always a tough one  to gauge, as he or she doesn't come off as particularly evil or particularly good - but since the test established your boss as a rather smart cookie, it's possible that they <em>are</em> evil, and just clever enough to make that hard to spot. Hence 'the mobster' - because your boss is good at being very hard to read. If they <em>are</em> showing signs of nasty behaviour, you may be in trouble, as your boss is probably capable of outsmarting a lot of people. In some ways, this makes your boss even more dangerous than the 'evil mastermind', or evil/competent archetype, as your boss may not yet have a widely known reputation for bad behaviour - and people might trust your boss without knowing better.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS BOSS ARCHETYPE:</strong> A neutral boss with smarts won't go down easily, so if you think you're on their good side, your best best is just to try and keep yourself there by behaving as well as possible. If you think your boss has taken a dislike to you or perceives you as a threat, then you're up for a challenge: this boss type are generally too smart to fall to brown-nosing, and being questioned probably wont faze them. You <em>can</em> try sleeping with them (either to improve their impression of you or to later attempt some form of blackmail), but I would be wary of how you go about wooing them - sexual harassment policies are getting tighter and tighter these days, and even a seemingly innocuous comment like 'your sleeves are blue' can now be punishable with a minimum thirty years in solitary confinement at a maximum security penitentiary. If this option doesn't work for you, you may be best to just try and avoid your boss as much as possible. Ask to be moved to an office with a desk that's large enough to hide under.</p>
<p> </p>
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<p> </p>
<p>And, for those who are interested, here are all of the nine scoring categories for the "Is Your Boss Evil?" Test...</p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=0">The Lackey (Evil/Incompetent)</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=0"></a><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=1">The Corporate Whore (Evil/Neutral)</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=1"></a><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=2">The Evil Mastermind (Evil/Competent)</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=2"></a><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=3">The Fall Guy (Neutral/Incompetent)</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=3"></a><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=4">Neutral (Neutral/Neutral)</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=4"></a><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=5">The Mobster (Neutral/Competent)</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=5"></a><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=6">The Lovable Oaf (Good/Incompetent)</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=6"></a><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=7">The Crusader (Good/Neutral)</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=7"></a><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=15062642221385603375&category=8">The Ideal Boss (Good/Competent)</a></p></div><p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/is-your-boss-evil">Take Is Your Boss Evil?</a> at <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/">OkCupid</a></p>

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Lackey (EI)

Memo to you: your boss classifies as The Lackey, and falls into the Evil and Incompetent category. This means he/she scored between 0% and 50% on ... Read more

Corporate Whore (EN)

Memo to you: your boss classifies as The Corporate Whore (it's just a name), and falls into the Evil and Neutral category. This means he/she score... Read more

Evil Mastermind (EC)

Memo to you: your boss classifies at The Evil Mastermind, and falls into the Evil and Competent category. This means he/she scored between 0% and ... Read more

Fall Guy (NI)

Memo to you: your boss classifies as The Fall Guy (or Fall Gal, if we're going to be politically correct about this), and falls into the Neutral and Incomp... Read more

Neutral (NN)

Memo to you: your boss classifies as completely Neutral, falling into the Neutral category on both variables. This means he/she scored between 51% and 70% on 'good... Read more

Mobster (NC)

Memo to you: your boss classifies as The Mobster (it's just a name, don't worry), and falls into the Neutral and Competent category. This means he... Read more

Lovable Oaf (GI)

Memo to you: your boss classifies as The Lovable Oaf, and falls into the Good and Incompetent category. This means he/she scored between 71% and 1... Read more

Crusader (GN)

Memo to you: your boss classifies as The Crusader, and falls into the Good and Neutral category. This means he/she scored between 71% and 100% on ... Read more

Ideal Boss (GC)

Memo to you: you've got The Ideal Boss! Your boss falls into the Good and Competent category. This means he/she scored between 71% and 100% on 'go... Read more

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