The Beverage Identity Test

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Your result for The Beverage Identity Test ...

Peach Iced Tea

If you were a drink, you'd be 0% alternative, 0% caustic and 0% playful. Mmm, tasty.

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So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be a Peach Iced Tea.

Tea is a popular drink. Iced tea? That's just a little bit less mainstream - but you're invigorating, refreshing, and fun. Better yet, you taste like peaches. Iced tea is the perfect choice for anyone who likes the taste of tea but can't handle hot drinks - you go down much more easily.

 

In other words, you measured as somewhere in between popular and alternative. This may mean that you hover somewhere between left and right in your overall attitudes, or that your tastes are just a tiny bit left of centre, but still accessible.

You also measured as more gentle than caustic. This may mean that you're a less aggressive person, that you're generally calmer than most people, and that you are better at keeping a level head in most situations.

Finally, you measured as more playful than serious. This may mean you're more of a lighthearted individual, or that you're more inclined to joke around than the average person. On the other hand, it may mean you're more sexually driven than most people. Both of these factors were grouped on this variable.

 

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Finally, for those of you who would love to know what other drinks you could have scored has... I couldn't fit all the links here, but feel free to jump across to my journal here to see all 27 possible results. You're welcome to let me know what you thought of the test, too!

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