The Beverage Identity Test

                              

 

So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be a Beer of some kind. Corona, maybe. Or Heineken. Possibly Stella Artois. Possibly Hoegaarden White. I'll let you pick your favourite.

Why'd I say this? In the grand scheme of things, beer is certainly a more potent drink than some - after all, it's alcoholic. It packs a decent enough punch to take people down after long enough - although it's not as rough as some of the other choices (let's face it, drinking whisky straight, for example, would rough you up more than most beers would). Aside from that, it's fun. It's a perfect social drink. Who doesn't like beer?

In fact, I'm going to give you, and only you, a site dedicated to beer, just because you're special, and this amused me. So if you're a beer fan and you like the idea of reading haikus about beer... well, you know what to do.

Now, to break down your score a bit more clearly...

 

You measured as somewhere in between popular and alternative. This may mean that you hover somewhere between left and right in your overall attitudes, or that your tastes are just a tiny bit left of centre, but still accessible.

You also measured as somewhere in between gentle and caustic. This may mean that you're capable of being a bit more hot-headed or fiery in your demeanour, or that you can be a bit more assertive - but you don't go overboard and you have your calmer moments, too.

Finally, you measured as somewhere in between serious and playful. This may mean that you have found a good balance between being introspective and analytical, and being a bit more outgoing and silly. It may also mean your sex drive registers somewhere towards the centre. I had to group both of these areas under one variable.

 

I know you must be thirsty, but why don't you take another one of my tests? They're really good. Honest.

The Non-Sequitur Personality Test

Almost guaranteed to tell you absolutely nothing about yourself.

 

What's Your Price?

Are you worth more than Oprah, or do you sit on the discount rack? (This one's entered in the current test competition, you should definitely check it out.)

 

The Verbal Obscenity Test

Are you the type to let loose with a forked tongue?

 

The Underwear Personality Test

Go on... find out what underwear you should be wearing. If you should be wearing any at all...

 

What Kind of Celebrity Would You Be?

Production Assistant, Tabloid Trash, Oscar Nominee or Heartthrob? 16 possible results in total.

 

Is Your Boss Evil?

... you know, they might just be really stupid.

 

The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test

Prepare for a barrage of puppies, kitties, bunnies and babies.

 

The Scatterbrain Test

Can you keep focused on everything around you?

 

The Homicidal Maniac Test

Should we be afraid? Should we be VERY afraid?

 

The Internet/SMS Literacy Test

Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?

 

The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test

Don't worry if you're bald, you can still do this one.

 

 

Finally, for those of you who would love to know what other drinks you could have scored has... I couldn't fit all the links here, but feel free to jump across to my journal here to see all 27 possible results. You're welcome to let me know what you thought of the test, too!