OkCupid.com: Take A Bloody Mary

Your result for The Beverage Identity Test ...

A Bloody Mary

If you were a drink, you'd be 0% alternative, 0% caustic and 0% playful. Mmm, tasty.

So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be a Bloody Mary.

This is a strong one. A mix of vodka, lemon juice, tomato juice, worcestershire sauce and a few drops of Tabasco sauce makes this a drink you don't want to mess around with. It's potent stuff, like yourself - but it's also an essential hangover cure for some people, and a prefect ingredient in a wacky, alcohol-fuelled night of adventures for others.

In other words, you measured as more alternative than mainstream. This may mean that your tastes, views, and attitudes are a bit more left-of-centre.

You also measured as more caustic than gentle. This may mean that you're more likely to be assertive, or even aggressive, and that you tend to be more brash or fiery than the average person.

Finally, you measured as somewhere in between serious and playful. This may mean that you have found a good balance between being introspective and analytical, and being a bit more outgoing and silly. It may also mean your sex drive registers somewhere towards the centre. I had to group both of these areas under one variable.

I know you must be thirsty, but why don't you take another one of my tests? They're really good. Honest.

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<p><em>Your result for The Beverage Identity Test...</em></p><h4>A Bloody Mary</h4><p>If you were a drink, you'd be 0% alternative, 0% caustic and 0% playful. Mmm, tasty.</p><div><p>                                 <img src="http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/6859041555904571101.jpeg" alt="mt250148320.jpg" /></p>
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<p>So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be a <strong>Bloody Mary</strong>.</p>
<p>This is a strong one. A mix of vodka, lemon juice, tomato juice, worcestershire sauce and a few drops of Tabasco sauce makes this a drink you don't want to mess around with. It's potent stuff, like yourself - but it's also an essential hangover cure for some people, and a prefect ingredient in a wacky, alcohol-fuelled night of adventures for others.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>In other words, you measured as more <strong>alternative</strong> than mainstream. This may mean that your tastes, views, and attitudes are a bit more left-of-centre.</p>
<p>You also measured as more <strong>caustic</strong> than gentle. This may mean that you're more likely to be assertive, or even aggressive, and that you tend to be more brash or fiery than the average person.</p>
<p>Finally, you measured as somewhere in between <strong>serious</strong> and <strong>playful</strong>. This may mean that you have found a good balance between being introspective and analytical, and being a bit more outgoing and silly. It may also mean your sex drive registers somewhere towards the centre. I had to group both of these areas under one variable.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>I know you must be thirsty, but why don't you take another one of my tests? They're really good. Honest.</strong></p>
<p><strong></strong><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-non-sequitur-personality-test">The Non-Sequitur Personality Test</a></p>
<p>Almost guaranteed to tell you absolutely nothing about yourself.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/whats-your-price">What's Your Price?</a></p>
<p>Are you worth more than Oprah, or do you sit on the discount rack? (This one's entered in the current test competition, you should definitely check it out.)</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-verbal-obscenity-test">The Verbal Obscenity Test</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-verbal-obscenity-test"></a>Are you the type to let loose with a forked tongue?</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-underwear-personality-test">The Underwear Personality Test</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-underwear-personality-test"></a>Go on... find out what underwear you should be wearing. If you should be wearing any at all...</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/what-kind-of-celebrity-would-you-be">What Kind of Celebrity Would You Be?</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/what-kind-of-celebrity-would-you-be"></a>Production Assistant, Tabloid Trash, Oscar Nominee or Heartthrob? 16 possible results in total.</p>
<p> </p>
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<p>... you know, they might just be really stupid.</p>
<p> </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-excessive-cuteness-tolerance-test"></a>Prepare for a barrage of puppies, kitties, bunnies and babies.</p>
<p> </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-scatterbrain-test1"></a>Can you keep focused on everything around you?</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-homicidal-maniac-test">The Homicidal Maniac Test</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-homicidal-maniac-test"></a>Should we be afraid? Should we be VERY afraid?</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-internet-sms-literacy-test">The Internet/SMS Literacy Test</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-internet-sms-literacy-test"></a>Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-shampoo-commercial-suitability-test">The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-shampoo-commercial-suitability-test"></a>Don't worry if you're bald, you can still do this one.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Finally, for those of you who would love to know what other drinks you could have scored has... I couldn't fit all the links here, but feel free to jump across to my journal <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/journal?pid=16389073860266424908&tuid=12340297191513494446">here</a> to see all 27 possible results. You're welcome to let me know what you thought of the test, too!</p></div><p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-beverage-identity-test">Take The Beverage Identity Test</a> at <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/">OkCupid</a></p>