The Beverage Identity Test
Your result for The Beverage Identity Test ...
A Japanese Slipper
If you were a drink, you'd be 0% alternative, 0% caustic and 0% playful. Mmm, tasty.
                   
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So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be a Japanese Slipper.
Equal parts vodka, Midori (melon liqueur) and lemon juice - this is an unusual cocktail with a strong, tangy taste. It's acidic. It's potent. It's also a hell of a lot of fun if you hit the town after three or four of these babies. For anyone who can handle your unusual style and your strong taste, a Japanese Slipper is a complete blast to have.
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In other words, you measured as more alternative than mainstream. This may mean that your tastes, views, and attitudes are a bit more left-of-centre.
You also measured as more caustic than gentle. This may mean that you're more likely to be assertive, or even aggressive, and that you tend to be more brash or fiery than the average person.
Finally, you measured as more playful than serious. This may mean you're more of a lighthearted individual, or that you're more inclined to joke around than the average person. On the other hand, it may mean you're more sexually driven than most people. Both of these factors were grouped on this variable.
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I know you must be thirsty, but why don't you take another one of my tests? They're really good. Honest.
The Non-Sequitur Personality Test
Almost guaranteed to tell you absolutely nothing about yourself.
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Are you worth more than Oprah, or do you sit on the discount rack? (This one's entered in the current test competition, you should definitely check it out.)
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Are you the type to let loose with a forked tongue?
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The Underwear Personality Test
Go on... find out what underwear you should be wearing. If you should be wearing any at all...
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What Kind of Celebrity Would You Be?
Production Assistant, Tabloid Trash, Oscar Nominee or Heartthrob? 16 possible results in total.
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... you know, they might just be really stupid.
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The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test
Prepare for a barrage of puppies, kitties, bunnies and babies.
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Can you keep focused on everything around you?
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Should we be afraid? Should we be VERY afraid?
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The Internet/SMS Literacy Test
Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?
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The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test
Don't worry if you're bald, you can still do this one.
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Finally, for those of you who would love to know what other drinks you could have scored has... I couldn't fit all the links here, but feel free to jump across to my journal here to see all 27 possible results. You're welcome to let me know what you thought of the test, too!
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
All possible test results
Milk
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Hot Chocolate
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Chocolate Milkshake
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Coffee
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Orange Juice
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Champagne
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Scotch Whisky
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A Tequila Sunrise
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A Cosmopolitan
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Chamomile Tea
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A Berry Smoothie
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Peach Iced Tea
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Merlot
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Beer
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Pineapple Juice
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An Espresso Shot
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Long Island Iced Tea
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A Vodka Martini
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Green Tea
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Chai Latté
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Eggnog
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A Wheatgrass Shot
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Ginger Beer
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Sarsaparilla
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Shiraz
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A Bloody Mary
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A Japanese Slipper
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