OkCupid.com: Take Orange Juice

Your result for The Beverage Identity Test ...

Orange Juice

If you were a drink, you'd be 0% alternative, 0% caustic and 0% playful. Mmm, tasty.

So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be Orange Juice.

Orange juice is both a little bit fun and just a tiny bit acidic, like you. You pack a bit of a punch, but you've got a playful side as well. It's that exact kick of yours that gets a lot of people through their mornings!

In other words, you measured as more popular than alternative. This may mean your tastes are a little more mainstream, that you tend more to the right than the left, or that your style is just a little bit safer.

You also measured as somewhere in between gentle and caustic. This may mean that you're capable of being a bit more hot-headed or fiery in your demeanour, or that you can be a bit more assertive - but you don't go overboard and you have your calmer moments, too.

Finally, you measured as somewhere in between serious and playful. This may mean that you have found a good balance between being introspective and analytical, and being a bit more outgoing and silly. It may also mean your sex drive registers somewhere towards the centre. I had to group both of these areas under one variable.

I know you must be thirsty, but why don't you take another one of my tests? They're really good. Honest.

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<p><em>Your result for The Beverage Identity Test...</em></p><h4>Orange Juice</h4><p>If you were a drink, you'd be 0% alternative, 0% caustic and 0% playful. Mmm, tasty.</p><div><p>                                  <img src="http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/13321402562068225281.jpeg" alt="mt870271133.jpg" /></p>
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<p>So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be <strong>Orange Juice</strong>.</p>
<p>Orange juice is both a little bit fun and just a tiny bit acidic, like you. You pack a bit of a punch, but you've got a playful side as well. It's that exact kick of yours that gets a lot of people through their mornings!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>In other words, you measured as more <strong>popular</strong> than alternative. This may mean your tastes are a little more mainstream, that you tend more to the right than the left, or that your style is just a little bit safer.</p>
<p>You also measured as somewhere in between <strong>gentle</strong> and <strong>caustic</strong>. This may mean that you're capable of being a bit more hot-headed or fiery in your demeanour, or that you can be a bit more assertive - but you don't go overboard and you have your calmer moments, too.</p>
<p>Finally, you measured as somewhere in between <strong>serious</strong> and <strong>playful</strong>. This may mean that you have found a good balance between being introspective and analytical, and being a bit more outgoing and silly. It may also mean your sex drive registers somewhere towards the centre. I had to group both of these areas under one variable.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>I know you must be thirsty, but why don't you take another one of my tests? They're really good. Honest.</strong></p>
<p><strong></strong><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-non-sequitur-personality-test">The Non-Sequitur Personality Test</a></p>
<p>Almost guaranteed to tell you absolutely nothing about yourself.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/whats-your-price">What's Your Price?</a></p>
<p>Are you worth more than Oprah, or do you sit on the discount rack? (This one's entered in the current test competition, you should definitely check it out.)</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-verbal-obscenity-test">The Verbal Obscenity Test</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-verbal-obscenity-test"></a>Are you the type to let loose with a forked tongue?</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-underwear-personality-test">The Underwear Personality Test</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-underwear-personality-test"></a>Go on... find out what underwear you should be wearing. If you should be wearing any at all...</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/what-kind-of-celebrity-would-you-be">What Kind of Celebrity Would You Be?</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/what-kind-of-celebrity-would-you-be"></a>Production Assistant, Tabloid Trash, Oscar Nominee or Heartthrob? 16 possible results in total.</p>
<p> </p>
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<p>... you know, they might just be really stupid.</p>
<p> </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-excessive-cuteness-tolerance-test"></a>Prepare for a barrage of puppies, kitties, bunnies and babies.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-scatterbrain-test1">The Scatterbrain Test</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-scatterbrain-test1"></a>Can you keep focused on everything around you?</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-homicidal-maniac-test">The Homicidal Maniac Test</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-homicidal-maniac-test"></a>Should we be afraid? Should we be VERY afraid?</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-internet-sms-literacy-test">The Internet/SMS Literacy Test</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-internet-sms-literacy-test"></a>Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-shampoo-commercial-suitability-test">The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-shampoo-commercial-suitability-test"></a>Don't worry if you're bald, you can still do this one.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Finally, for those of you who would love to know what other drinks you could have scored has... I couldn't fit all the links here, but feel free to jump across to my journal <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/journal?pid=16389073860266424908&tuid=12340297191513494446">here</a> to see all 27 possible results. You're welcome to let me know what you thought of the test, too!</p></div><p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-beverage-identity-test">Take The Beverage Identity Test</a> at <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/">OkCupid</a></p>