The Beverage Identity Test

 

So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be Scotch Whisky. Quite possibly a shot or three of it, since they burn so good...

Some find it smooth, while for other people it burns a bit. Regardless, scotch is the drink of choice for many people who either want a drink with a bit of fire to it, or with the finer cognacs and smoother varieties, for those people who want something with a more complex flavour to it. It might be a bit too tough for the less game people out there, but that's the way you like it - not everyone should be able to handle you.

 

In other words, you measured as more popular than alternative. This may mean your tastes are a little more mainstream, that you tend more to the right than the left, or that your style is just a little bit safer.

You also measured as more caustic than gentle. This may mean that you're more likely to be assertive, or even aggressive, and that you tend to be more brash or fiery than the average person.

Finally, you measured as more serious than playful. This may mean you're more of a deep thinker, or that you're less inclined to joke around than the average person. On the other hand, it may mean you're less sexually driven than most people. Both of these factors were grouped on this variable.

 

I know you must be thirsty, but why don't you take another one of my tests? They're really good. Honest.

The Non-Sequitur Personality Test

Almost guaranteed to tell you absolutely nothing about yourself.

 

What's Your Price?

Are you worth more than Oprah, or do you sit on the discount rack? (This one's entered in the current test competition, you should definitely check it out.)

 

The Verbal Obscenity Test

Are you the type to let loose with a forked tongue?

 

The Underwear Personality Test

Go on... find out what underwear you should be wearing. If you should be wearing any at all...

 

What Kind of Celebrity Would You Be?

Production Assistant, Tabloid Trash, Oscar Nominee or Heartthrob? 16 possible results in total.

 

Is Your Boss Evil?

... you know, they might just be really stupid.

 

The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test

Prepare for a barrage of puppies, kitties, bunnies and babies.

 

The Scatterbrain Test

Can you keep focused on everything around you?

 

The Homicidal Maniac Test

Should we be afraid? Should we be VERY afraid?

 

The Internet/SMS Literacy Test

Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?

 

The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test

Don't worry if you're bald, you can still do this one.

 

 

Finally, for those of you who would love to know what other drinks you could have scored has... I couldn't fit all the links here, but feel free to jump across to my journal here to see all 27 possible results. You're welcome to let me know what you thought of the test, too!