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The Where Should You Live Test
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Secluded Hideaway
You scored 0 out of 40 on urban-rural and 0 out of 40 land intensity.
People know you as: The Unabomber
Quote: "Other people make me sad."
Let's get something straight right off the bat: You don't much like other people. Your score indicates that you prefer a rural atmosphere to an urban one and the very lowest land intensities possible. You would be happy in a little cabin in the middle of nowhere or on a tropical island with no one - not even a beautiful naked islander - to keep you company. Above all, you yearn just to be left alone.
If you aren’t one already, you should consider becoming a hermit and moving to Montana.
Examples of places you should live: Mount Everest, SiberiaAll Categories
Secluded Hideaway / Farm or Ranch / Small Town / Little City / Suburb / Streetcar Suburb / Rowhouse 'Hood / Downtown Loft
Quote: "Other people make me sad."
Let's get something straight right off the bat: You don't much like other people. Your score indicates that you prefer a rural atmosphere to an urban one and the very lowest land intensities possible. You would be happy in a little cabin in the middle of nowhere or on a tropical island with no one - not even a beautiful naked islander - to keep you company. Above all, you yearn just to be left alone.
If you aren’t one already, you should consider becoming a hermit and moving to Montana.
Examples of places you should live: Mount Everest, Siberia
Secluded Hideaway / Farm or Ranch / Small Town / Little City / Suburb / Streetcar Suburb / Rowhouse 'Hood / Downtown Loft
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
All possible test results
Secluded Hideaway
People know you as: The Unabomber Quote: "Other people make me sad." Let's get something straight right off the bat: You don't much like other people. Your score indi... Read more
Farm or Ranch
People know you as: The Milkmaid Quote: "You get to not mind the cow smell." Your score indicates that you prefer a rural atmosphere to an urban one and low land inte... Read more
Small Town
People know you as: The Dr. Kennicott Wannabe Quote: "Things aren’t like they used to be." You’re like the character Will Kennicott in the novel "Main Str... Read more
Little City
People know you as: The Freak of Nature Quote: "I don’t know what I want." Your score indicates that you prefer a rural atmosphere to an urban one, but at very ... Read more
Suburb
People know you as: The Masochist Automaton Quote: "It hurts, but everyone is doing it." Your score indicates that you prefer an urban atmosphere to a rural one, but ... Read more
Streetcar Suburb
People know you as: Grandmama Quote: "Maybe the neighbor can lend us some sugar." Your score indicates that you prefer a large metropolitan area to the wilderness and... Read more
Rowhouse 'Hood
People know you as: The Bohemian Gentrifier Quote: "That crack house just needed a little paint." Your score indicates that you are a city-dweller of the old-school. ... Read more
Downtown Loft
People know you as: The Yuppie Quote: "Sushi is so 1990s. How about Lebanese?" Congratulations. You are the coolest type of person. Or you like to think you are, anyw... Read more
