The Where Should You Live Test
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Your result for The Where Should You Live Test ...
Suburb
You scored 0 out of 40 on urban-rural and 0 out of 40 land intensity.
People know you as: The Masochist Automaton
Quote: "It hurts, but everyone is doing it."
Your score indicates that you prefer an urban atmosphere to a rural one, but at the lowest possible land intensity. You probably think you’d like to live in the country, but are completely unprepared for it and would most likely starve to death if you tried. You’re probably scared of the inner city, but, like the country, you probably haven’t spent much time there and don’t know much about it beyond the typical stereotypes. The fact is you are a city person who doesn’t really understand cities. You like urban amenities, but want them all to yourself.
The bad news is global warming is your fault and everyone pretty much hates you for it. If you have kids they’re probably down in the basement getting high because you live in a place where there’s nothing better for them to do. The good news is you’re probably not a bad person, just not particularly independent. You live where you do because that's just the thing to do.
Examples of places you should live: Orange County, CA; Fairfax County, VAAll Categories
Secluded Hideaway / Farm or Ranch / Small Town / Little City / Suburb / Streetcar Suburb / Rowhouse 'Hood / Downtown Loft
Quote: "It hurts, but everyone is doing it."
Your score indicates that you prefer an urban atmosphere to a rural one, but at the lowest possible land intensity. You probably think you’d like to live in the country, but are completely unprepared for it and would most likely starve to death if you tried. You’re probably scared of the inner city, but, like the country, you probably haven’t spent much time there and don’t know much about it beyond the typical stereotypes. The fact is you are a city person who doesn’t really understand cities. You like urban amenities, but want them all to yourself.
The bad news is global warming is your fault and everyone pretty much hates you for it. If you have kids they’re probably down in the basement getting high because you live in a place where there’s nothing better for them to do. The good news is you’re probably not a bad person, just not particularly independent. You live where you do because that's just the thing to do.
Examples of places you should live: Orange County, CA; Fairfax County, VA
Secluded Hideaway / Farm or Ranch / Small Town / Little City / Suburb / Streetcar Suburb / Rowhouse 'Hood / Downtown Loft
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
All possible test results
Secluded Hideaway
People know you as: The Unabomber Quote: "Other people make me sad." Let's get something straight right off the bat: You don't much like other people. Your score indi... Read more
Farm or Ranch
People know you as: The Milkmaid Quote: "You get to not mind the cow smell." Your score indicates that you prefer a rural atmosphere to an urban one and low land inte... Read more
Small Town
People know you as: The Dr. Kennicott Wannabe Quote: "Things aren’t like they used to be." You’re like the character Will Kennicott in the novel "Main Str... Read more
Little City
People know you as: The Freak of Nature Quote: "I don’t know what I want." Your score indicates that you prefer a rural atmosphere to an urban one, but at very ... Read more
Suburb
People know you as: The Masochist Automaton Quote: "It hurts, but everyone is doing it." Your score indicates that you prefer an urban atmosphere to a rural one, but ... Read more
Streetcar Suburb
People know you as: Grandmama Quote: "Maybe the neighbor can lend us some sugar." Your score indicates that you prefer a large metropolitan area to the wilderness and... Read more
Rowhouse 'Hood
People know you as: The Bohemian Gentrifier Quote: "That crack house just needed a little paint." Your score indicates that you are a city-dweller of the old-school. ... Read more
Downtown Loft
People know you as: The Yuppie Quote: "Sushi is so 1990s. How about Lebanese?" Congratulations. You are the coolest type of person. Or you like to think you are, anyw... Read more
