The Where Should You Live Test
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Rowhouse 'Hood
You scored 0 out of 40 on urban-rural and 0 out of 40 land intensity.
People know you as: The Bohemian Gentrifier
Quote: "That crack house just needed a little paint."
Your score indicates that you are a city-dweller of the old-school. You like a dense, finely grained neighborhood with restaurants, churches and brothels all on the same block. Although you've never spoken to him personally, you know that guy Eddie down the street is a pimp and you're sure to tell your lame suburban friends about him at every opportunity, just to freak them out.
The bad news is that as more and more people like you move into your neighborhood it gradually becomes less cool and more expensive. Enjoy things while you can, because in 5 years you're going to have to move to the next 'hood uptown.
Examples of places you should live: Baltimore, PhiladelphiaAll Categories
Secluded Hideaway / Farm or Ranch / Small Town / Little City / Suburb / Streetcar Suburb / Rowhouse 'Hood / Downtown Loft
Quote: "That crack house just needed a little paint."
Your score indicates that you are a city-dweller of the old-school. You like a dense, finely grained neighborhood with restaurants, churches and brothels all on the same block. Although you've never spoken to him personally, you know that guy Eddie down the street is a pimp and you're sure to tell your lame suburban friends about him at every opportunity, just to freak them out.
The bad news is that as more and more people like you move into your neighborhood it gradually becomes less cool and more expensive. Enjoy things while you can, because in 5 years you're going to have to move to the next 'hood uptown.
Examples of places you should live: Baltimore, Philadelphia
Secluded Hideaway / Farm or Ranch / Small Town / Little City / Suburb / Streetcar Suburb / Rowhouse 'Hood / Downtown Loft
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
All possible test results
Secluded Hideaway
People know you as: The Unabomber Quote: "Other people make me sad." Let's get something straight right off the bat: You don't much like other people. Your score indi... Read more
Farm or Ranch
People know you as: The Milkmaid Quote: "You get to not mind the cow smell." Your score indicates that you prefer a rural atmosphere to an urban one and low land inte... Read more
Small Town
People know you as: The Dr. Kennicott Wannabe Quote: "Things aren’t like they used to be." You’re like the character Will Kennicott in the novel "Main Str... Read more
Little City
People know you as: The Freak of Nature Quote: "I don’t know what I want." Your score indicates that you prefer a rural atmosphere to an urban one, but at very ... Read more
Suburb
People know you as: The Masochist Automaton Quote: "It hurts, but everyone is doing it." Your score indicates that you prefer an urban atmosphere to a rural one, but ... Read more
Streetcar Suburb
People know you as: Grandmama Quote: "Maybe the neighbor can lend us some sugar." Your score indicates that you prefer a large metropolitan area to the wilderness and... Read more
Rowhouse 'Hood
People know you as: The Bohemian Gentrifier Quote: "That crack house just needed a little paint." Your score indicates that you are a city-dweller of the old-school. ... Read more
Downtown Loft
People know you as: The Yuppie Quote: "Sushi is so 1990s. How about Lebanese?" Congratulations. You are the coolest type of person. Or you like to think you are, anyw... Read more
