The Where Should You Live Test
Your result for The Where Should You Live Test ...
Downtown Loft
You scored 0 out of 40 on urban-rural and 0 out of 40 land intensity.
Quote: "Sushi is so 1990s. How about Lebanese?"
Congratulations. You are the coolest type of person. Or you like to think you are, anyway. Your score indicates you are a through and through urbanite who likes to live in the densest, most central part of town. Realistically, though, you're probably a "new money" type who, although you claim to hate chains, still occasionally sneaks a Big Mac and always, always gets your coffee from Starbucks.
The main difference between you and The Bohemian Gentrifier is that you have a better job.
Examples of places you should live: Manhattan, Chicago's Loop
Secluded Hideaway / Farm or Ranch / Small Town / Little City / Suburb / Streetcar Suburb / Rowhouse 'Hood / Downtown Loft
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
All possible test results
Secluded Hideaway
People know you as: The Unabomber Quote: "Other people make me sad." Let's get something straight right off the bat: You don't much like other people. Your score indi... Read more
Farm or Ranch
People know you as: The Milkmaid Quote: "You get to not mind the cow smell." Your score indicates that you prefer a rural atmosphere to an urban one and low land inte... Read more
Small Town
People know you as: The Dr. Kennicott Wannabe Quote: "Things aren’t like they used to be." You’re like the character Will Kennicott in the novel "Main Str... Read more
Little City
People know you as: The Freak of Nature Quote: "I don’t know what I want." Your score indicates that you prefer a rural atmosphere to an urban one, but at very ... Read more
Suburb
People know you as: The Masochist Automaton Quote: "It hurts, but everyone is doing it." Your score indicates that you prefer an urban atmosphere to a rural one, but ... Read more
Streetcar Suburb
People know you as: Grandmama Quote: "Maybe the neighbor can lend us some sugar." Your score indicates that you prefer a large metropolitan area to the wilderness and... Read more
Rowhouse 'Hood
People know you as: The Bohemian Gentrifier Quote: "That crack house just needed a little paint." Your score indicates that you are a city-dweller of the old-school. ... Read more
Downtown Loft
People know you as: The Yuppie Quote: "Sushi is so 1990s. How about Lebanese?" Congratulations. You are the coolest type of person. Or you like to think you are, anyw... Read more