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The Which DeathBear Are You? Test
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Your result for The Which DeathBear Are You? Test ...
Corporate DeathBear
You scored 0% aggressive and 0% deadly!
Corporate DeathBear- The other DeathBears tease you for being a wimp. Okay, so you're no supervillain, but you do have your subtle and clever little ways to make the world suffer!
See all possible DeathBears!
Passive DeathBears: Corporate DeathBear; Loneliness DeathBear; Cholesterol DeathBear; Carbon Monoxide DeathBear
Aggressive DeathBears: Dominatrix DeathBear; Killer Bee DeathBear; Atom Bomb DeathBear; DeathBear DeathBear
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All possible test results
Corporate DeathBear
Corporate DeathBear- The other DeathBears tease you for being a wimp. Okay, so you're no supervillain, but you do have your subtle and clever little ways to make the world suffer!See... Read more
Loneliness DeathBear
Loneliness DeathBear- You slowly and persistently make people miserable. You're not exactly a killer yourself, but you often work together with Suicide DeathBear... and then no one is safe! Read more
CholesterolDeathBear
Cholesterol DeathBear- You're bad, alright! Disguised as something pleasant, you sneak in under the radar and then hit people hard. Just look at your devilish grin--you know exactly what you're doin... Read more
Carbon Monoxide DB
Carbon Monoxide DeathBear- You're an unrepentant killer! But a merciful one. Unlike other killers like Atom Bomb DeathBear and DeathBear DeathBear (yes, that's right), you offer your victims the und... Read more
Dominatrix DeathBear
Dominatrix DeathBear- The ultimate sadist! You strike fear into the hearts of men... and that's about all you do. You're not a killer, but damn, you sure know how to fuck with people's heads and emo... Read more
Killer Bee DeathBear
Killer Bee DeathBear- You rarely kill, but we know you can. Perhaps the deadliest thing about you is that we can barely tell if you're harmless or deadly... until it's too late! Read more
Atom Bomb DeathBear
Atom Bomb DeathBear- You are Atom Bomb DeathBear! No one stands a chance against you. You are BRUTAL! Even those who survive your attacks still end up horribly disfigured, full of cancer, an... Read more
DeathBear DeathBear
DeathBear DeathBear- The all-powerful leader of the DeathBears! What are you laughing at? You are more devastating than Atom Bomb DeathBear, more sneaky than Cholesterol DeathBear, and some day you ... Read more
